Quotes of the Day

Many expatriates (with Americans being an exception) can avoid paying capital gains taxes on investment profits if they invest with firms situated where they won't be charged capital gains taxes and if their resident country won't tax them on foreign earned investment gains. Legal tax havens for investments include locations such as Luxembourg, Singapore, Hong Kong, some of the British Isles, and the Cayman Islands. [2018] - Andrew Hallam

The only savings vehicle that has absolutely no tax liability is a TFSA. Your government pension--OAS or CPP--will be taxed. So, too, will your company pension plan. When you take money out of your RRSP or your RRIF, you will have to pay tax on that money. And even your unregistered assets will incur a tax liability on the return they earn or on their sale if you make a profit. [2013] - Gail Vaz-Oxlade

We recommend that you do not trade on less than a 5-minute chart. [2004] - Bill Williams

It takes roughly seven hours for a woman to be comfortably led from meet to sex. These seven hours can take place all in one night, or over several days: approaching and talking for an hour; speaking on the phone for an our; meeting for drinks for two hours; talking on the phone for another hour; and then on the next meeting, hanging out for two more hours before going to bed together. [2005] - Neil Strauss

Don't pat when you hug (it subliminally signals that you want to disconnect). [2009] - Leil Lowndes